SWPSBGS: SpitWad Post-Shooting Bad Guy Survey
(on the relative effectiveness of the .32 ACP).
by Ty Seale
1. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the best, how would you rate my pistol in terms of effectiveness?
2. Would you describe my pistol as:
C) a Peashooter
D) a Big Surprise, OR,
E) Suprisingly Effective.
3. Soon I will call 911 to get an ambulance for you. IF you feel okay, you may refuse the ambulance. Which will it be?
A) Yes, an ambulance would be good.
B) No, I don't need one -- it was only a .32
4. If you had to be shot by an armed civilian again, would you:
A) Recommend being shot by the .32 ACP
B) Vote for a .25 ACP
C) Hope for a .22 LR
D) Wish for a .177 cal. air gun OR,
E) Recommend being shot by a 9mm or .40 to put you out of your misery.
Thank-you for taking this survey. I will now dial 911 for you. IF you can still hear me, that means you are alive...